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"I'm as moist as a
Duncan Hines' cake!"
'Ms. Ashli's
descriptive (and accurate) statement of her condition after
spotting a hot guy in the bar.
"The boy has more
excess baggage than LAX luggage claims"
Overheard response from one friend to another discouraging him
from dating someone the friend had obviously already dated.
"Gary, are you done
with your Easter Bonnet?"
Question shouted at
bartender/owner Gary who's known for his flamboyant hats just
before Easter. Gary's retort without missing a single
beat:
"No, I haven't
found my stepladder yet!"
"I always try to
stay friends with all my ex boyfriends"
One of the regulars trying show what a caring and altruistic
ex lover he was. Ashli's response bring him down a peg or
two:
"Please Mary, you're
like O'Hare Airport just circling the runway waiting for another
chance to land!"
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"I need at least 12
inches and I want you to really make it hurt!"
Some borderline S&M size queen
that Golden Bull bartender, Ms. Nadine, took home one night. Her
scathing response showing she was not to be trifled with:
"Fine, bitch, I'll
fuck you twice and hit you with a lamp!"
"What do you call a
one-hour date?"
Yours' truly, Common Veranda's, question to Bartender Tom
following his description of a particularly bad (not to mention
brief) date. His perfect retort:
"A transaction!"
"Damn, that man is
so fine, I swear I'd drink his bath water!"
Ms. Ashli's, we hope,
somewhat exaggerated, description of how far she'd be willing to
go for an especially hot guy!
"Please, he's had more
black cock in him than the urinals at the Apollo!"
CJ's absolutely dead on
description of one of the regulars' penchant for dating hot
black guys!
"Tongue
Fu-Fighting"
The perfect description of Ms. Ashli's making
out with some guy she'd met at Andy's annual Chinese New Years
party.
"It's a lot like
New Orleans with higher temperatures and lower morals!"
Ken and Rich's
description of their recent trip to Bangkok.
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"There's two things
I can't stand... size queens and small cocks!"
An obviously somewhat
conflicted anonymous Roosterfish patron.
"These are just
laugh lines."
One of our elder patrons
trying to minimizing his age. Ashli's crushing response bringing him back to
stark reality:
"Nothing's that
funny!"
"We're
practically married, we'd never cheat on each other!"
A naive Roosterfish couple,
together for less than a month, swearing their eternal
fidelity. CJ's scathing response:
"Maybe, but I
have yet to see a ring block a hole!"
"She was expecting
kielbasa and ended up with a hot link!"
Eric's especially apt
description of a friend's discovery that his evening trick was
not as endowed as he had been lead to believe.
"Cruise-terfish"
The new unofficial name
for the Roosterfish on WEHO-West Friday nights.
"I bet that boy
still has his Cherry."
One of our new
patrons engaging in wishful thinking regarding one of
our more innocent looking regulars (who shall remain nameless to
protect the guilty). Jamie's ever droll response signifying that
he was not so innocent after all:
Please, he's lucky if
he still even has the pit that came with it! |
Venice, CA
90291 
