When you’re rude and don’t know where to go,
why don’t you go
where life’s a bitch
...At the Roosterfish!

In•ter•est•ing  al•co•hol•ics  like to talk
about their small dicks.
That’s how they dish
...At the Roosterfish!

Louis, Ray and Roland like to loiter,
drinking shots of gold from Lulu’s goiter.
Let’s exploit her!

When you’re looking for romance
or an e•rec•tion in your pants,
you’ll get your wish
...At the Roosterfish!